I recently read that Alice Cooper's next project has him narrating an updated version of Prokofiev's Peter And The Wolf.
This is of course the same Alice Cooper of whom moral mischief-maker Mary Whitehouse once said
"Because of this millions of young people are now imbibing a philosophy of violence and anarchy … It is our view that if there is increasing violence in the schools during the coming term, the BBC will not be able to evade their share of the blame."
How times change.