Things I'd like to see.

As I type Gordon Brown is on TV announcing the date for the election and telling us why we should vote for him.

A moment earlier the door to number ten opened and the entire cabinet trooped out to stand in a row on the pavement waiting for the PM to emerge and make the announcement. As the door momentarily closed behind them it occurred to me that what I wanted to see next was the door open again, Gordon Brown to put his head around it and shout "And don't come back!" before slamming it shut.