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Tuesday 22 December 2009

Ongoing 8

The next picture is of chefs. It put me in mind of the Harrow Summer School menu again.
So, with apologies to Doctor Seuss...

I cannot eat a mushroom.
Do not put them on my plate,
For if I should eat a mushroom
I would meet a gruesome fate.
I cannot eat a mushroom.
Do not put them in my soup,
For if I should eat a mushroom
You would see me wilt and droop.
I cannot eat a mushroom.
Do not put them in the rice
For if I should eat a mushroom
The effects would not be nice.
I cannot eat a mushroom.
Do not put them in the curry
For if I should eat a mushroom
It would be a cause for worry.
I cannot eat a mushroom.
Do not put them in the stew,
For if I should eat a mushroom
My face would soon turn blue.
I cannot eat a mushroom.
Do not bake them in a cake,
For if I should eat a mushroom
I would get a belly ache.
I cannot eat a mushroom.
Do not put them in my pie,
For if I should eat a mushroom
It's possible I'd die.

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