Apprenticespeak

The Apprentice returned to our screens this week. Call me cynical if you wish but I found this assertion from one of the candidates a little hard to believe.

"I was once trained by Al Gore and then I was personally tutored by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama."

Must have been a private school.

(Another good one, from a candidate commenting on the fact that they were making soup from the cheapest possible ingredients, "They might not buy it again but they're not gonna be sick.")