Not what I was looking for!

Replying to a comment on the poem that I recently posted, today I mentioned constructing crowns for a nativity play by gluing sweets onto a cardboard circlet. While I was doing it I googled the phrase "midget gems" to check that this was indeed the name of the sweets we used.
The third result on the google list promised me "dwarf, midget and fairytale porn".

I didn't check it out.